blarglr: My fetus is the size of a turnip, how about yours?
blarglr:
One of the many bizarre things I’ve learned since becoming pregnant is that while tumors get compared to various balls (“he finally got it removed—they say it was the size of a bocce ball”) fetuses get compared to fruits and vegetables (“it’s the length of a leek—aww!”)
This poses a problem for…
a tale of a turnip