What in the everloving fuck is this “Vagisoft” nonsense

What the shit is this?

This holiday season, turn the thermostat down and show her just what an ignorant assbag you are.
This holiday season, turn the thermostat down and show her just what an ignorant assbag you are.

Sometimes you just need to own a blanket that says “I’m an ignorant asshole and it’s cold in here, p.s. where’s my fucking guacamole?”