Area jerkoff died in jail, probably while jerking off

Ah, Arial Castro, we hardly knew ye. His last moments on earth were in a jail cell with his pants down around his ankles; staring at a creepy display of his family portraits on a poster board, and the New Testament of the Bible, John chapters 2 and 3.
Not the best spank bank a fella could have, but what do you expect for being in prison after kidnapping, raping and beating three women for ten years in an ad-hoc dungeon in the basement?

— ABC News