This guide appears to be written for men’s clothing only, hopefully some women will help these bros with a second installment.
SID: Moving cars from one side of the street to the other don’t take no more sense than putting on a pair of pants. My question to you is who’s putting your pants on?
GEORGE: I put my pants on, Sid.
SID: I don’t believe you. If you can put your pants on, you can move those cars.
GEORGE: Well I don’t want to get into a big dispute about the pants.