I support Biblical Marriage, which is why I had my first wife stoned to death. That whore couldn’t prove her virginity, so we all know what that means.
I got to keep her livestock and fifty shekels though, so not a total loss.
I support Biblical Marriage, which is why I had my first wife stoned to death. That whore couldn’t prove her virginity, so we all know what that means.
I got to keep her livestock and fifty shekels though, so not a total loss.