Shut up, Ted Nugent

When not taking to the stage and performing a sold-out show to dozens of fans at the Airport Marriott, this has-been musician likes to remind us all why being a member of the National Rifle Association is a tell-tale symptom of Stupid. His rants about the Affordable Care Act are especially ironic since it bars insurance companies from denying coverage to customers based on pre-existing conditions like Stupid, but it is not known at this time if he will seek treatment.

โ€œAnd their morally bankrupt agenda is wrong, anti-American and counterproductive. Their agenda will achieve nothing except to rape our Constitution and urinate on the vision of our Founding Fathers.โ€ โ€” Ted Nugent, notable pants-shitter, crazy-eyed draft-dodger, and constitutional scholar